whenever i watch a movie with my crush, he would always pause the movie and make sure i understand whats happening then when i say “YES I AM WATCHING AND I TOTALLY UNDER-” he’ll kiss me lots to shut me up and he’ll just play the movie again and laugh after omg
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To the United States fans
If you are able to it’s very important that you see Deadpool this weekend
Fox did not want to do this movie, did not want to make it R-rated, and did not want to make Deadpool pansexual
Fans forced them into making the movie after footage was leaked and everyone insisted they wanted the movie made but Fox still had reservations: they gave them very little money to make the movie, insisted that it be PG-13, and wanted Deadpool straight
Fans then forced them with more pressure to make it rated R and they capitulated but they were still too scared to make Deadpool pansexual
Rhett Reese, co-writer of the script, was tweeting less than a year ago about how Deadpool would be heterosexual and once again the fans stepped in and put a lot of pressure on the studio to the point where the director, Tim Miller, stepped in to make changes and so desperately wanted us to calm down that in an interview in which he wasn’t even questioned about Deadpool’s sexuality he yells out “Pansexual! I want that quoted. Pansexual Deadpool.”
It’s no secret or speculation that Fox and other studios are playing close attention to how well the opening weekend does to see if any of this will be lucrative. Not only listening to the fans in general, or having an R-rated superhero movie, but having sexual and gender minorities be in superhero films
Yes, a second movie has already been approved and Tim Miller said he wants to explore Deadpool’s sexuality further in it and Ryan Reynolds said he wants Deadpool to date a man in it but they will only get away with it if they can convince Fox that the people who are boycotting are a very small minority
We got close to having a bisexual Spiderman (sort of) by having people who work on the film showing an interest in making him bisexual but the studio wouldn’t take the chance and perhaps this is because of all the backlash from bigots who threatened to boycott
We have to be bigger and better than the people who are boycotting because everyone is watching
fun tips to annoy your friends:
- whenever something happens say “this is just like the lego movie”
- whenever you see a movie with a white guy actor ask “is that the dad from wizards of waverly place?”
- say “you know what rly rustles my jimmies” all the time
- whenever you watch a movie compare it to Big Fat Liar
12:00 – *movie releases in theaters*
12:01 – *whole movie in gifs appear on Tumblr*
- every sidekick in any movie: you did it!
- every main character in any movie: no, we did it
The new spongebob movie felt more like a really long episode rather than a movie with a cohesive plot.
I mean it was genuinely very good and I DID enjoy it but it felt like it was all over the place and didn’t want to retain focus for too long.
i think it’s age group was meant for toddlers and preteens, i don’t really think 20somethings with a blog was their target audience
I literally have no counter you’re completely right.
One time I saw a movie at a sex shop called “raw and order: special bottoms unit” and I literally cannot think of the actual series without that phrase replacing it in my head
Back in my day, we didn’t have menu screens. When a movie ended it was replaced by a tranquil, bright blue screen that suddenly became screeching, demonic static if you didn’t turn off the TV in time.
Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them
Mad Max and A Goofy Movie are both about a guy named Max being dragged on a trip they don’t want to be on

